December 2009
27 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The password for the CMS doesn’t work.”
Me: “What password did you use?”
Client: [Password]
Me: “This password is wrong.”
Client: “Ok, thanks.”
[2 Minutes Later]
Client: ” ‘Wrong’ doesn’t work either.”
Video: Stop Sign Designed by Committee
clientsfromhell:
Video: Stop Sign Designed by Committee
“You’re a vision all undone
You are the best kind of dreadful
I’ve ever been a...”
– Sarah Masen - Seasons Always Change
“… and by the way, I can’t afford to pay you for this job, but you will be paid...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Who wants to hear about peacock poop?”
– Hodgins in Bones (5x09 - The Gamer in the Grease)
“I worry about the next entrepreneurial company that will take cloud computing...”
– Eric Schmidt (CEO of Google) in an interview with CNBC
“I’ll tell you what I do. I take a one-gallon Ziploc bag, and I put my Kindle in...”
– Jeff Bezos, answering the question of how to read a Kindle in the bathtub.
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